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05/15/2018 / By Ethan Huff

Liberals destroy all MERIT: Will the NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB now halt all tryouts and let anyone join their teams?

Hanover Park High School in East Hanover, New Jersey, is making national headlines following a recent decision by its Board of Education that skill and ability are no longer necessary requirements for female students to join the cheerleading squad. Thanks to a single parent who lodged a complaint with the school after her daughter didn’t […]

04/25/2018 / By Jayson Veley

Penn State says outdoors is “too risky” for student clubs… all activities must be held on campus

After nearly one hundred years of organizing outdoor activities, the Penn State Outing Club has been instructed by officials at Pennsylvania State University that they are no longer allowed to go outside on student-led trips due to safety concerns. The decision to ban outdoors-focused activities on the grounds that they are too risky came from […]

02/25/2018 / By Tracey Watson

America’s youth now such weak snowflakes that they can’t even throw grenades in U.S. Army basic training

There’s no doubt about it: We all know some amazing young adults, but millennials as a group have not earned much respect for themselves. Known disparagingly as “snowflakes,” “generation cry baby,” and the “worst generation ever to have lived,” most of us have come to realize that we should keep our expectations low when dealing with those […]

02/25/2018 / By Jayson Veley

LOONS ON PARADE: Princeton University unleashes actual “identity police” to REPORT people for “identity incidents”

In a move that is sure to get liberal snowflakes rushing to their safe spaces faster than ever, Princeton University is now encouraging students to report “problematic experiences based on [their] identity.” This means that if students find themselves in a situation that makes them feel offended or uncomfortable in anyway, they can – and […]

09/11/2017 / By Robert Jonathan

Insane liberal snowflakes invent a whole new way to feel offended: “Invisibility microaggressions” fabricated out of thin air

Microagressions can be invisible, according to an academic journal article published by two college professors. For ordinary people, microagressions are, at best, what used to be called mundane, day-to-day slights that everyone has to deal with before they were elevated by students (and administrative enablers) on campuses to crisis proportions, even if they turn out to […]

09/03/2017 / By Tracey Watson

College students “triggered” into a state of total hysteria over the spotting of a banana peel (seriously)

There is a point at which everybody just needs to call time-out on the ridiculousness. A recent incident involving a litterbug, a banana peel and a bunch of hysterical students, illustrates just how far the whole political correctness craziness has progressed. When a banana peel can tip an entire university campus over the edge, you […]

08/14/2017 / By Lance D Johnson

Georgia university professor tells students they can now choose their own GRADES in order to avoid being “stressed” by the grade they actually earned

Could you imagine being the soldier, parachuting down into enemy territory, not knowing where the next round of gunfire is going to come from? Imagine hitting the ground full steam, knowing the harsh reality of the mission that lay ahead – the confrontation of savages and the women and children that need to be rescued. Now […]

07/15/2017 / By Jayson Veley

Stanford professor says characterizing university homework as “easy” is a microaggression that may “trigger” snowflakes

If you are currently attending or planning to attend Stanford University, you better think twice before calling a homework assignment easy – you just might hurt the feelings of your fellow classmates. Such is the argument made by Professor Ruth Starkman, who wrote in the Huffington Post that saying you found a particular homework assignment easy […]

06/04/2017 / By Robert Jonathan

Racist student mob at Evergreen College just got granted homework exemptions by the snowflake administration after threatening professors

Evergreen State College is apparently a safe space for liberal snowflakes who don’t want to do their homework. The Olympia, Washington-based school has been embroiled in a controversy for several days as hundreds of students demonstrated against alleged racism and a what they consider an unwelcoming environment on campus. To say things are out of […]

06/01/2017 / By JD Heyes

Evergreen State College caves in to Alt-Left student mob’s demand for absurd homework exemption

To say that things are out of control on the campus of the uber-Left-wing Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington, is, frankly, a massive understatement. The situation there has devolved into something so surreal if you wrote down and tried to sell it to Hollywood as a drama no one would take you seriously. Well, […]

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