Monday, October 05, 2015 by stupidnews
A man has now been banned from flying on KLM Dutch Royal Airlines for five years following an incident where he tried to open an airplane door at 30,000 feet on a flight from Edinburgh to Amsterdam, after apparently mistaking it for door to the bathroom!
Upon landing, this bewildered individual was whisked away to a nearby detention center where he spent the night and was pointedly fined $658 for his moment of duh. This on the heels of a man attempting to kill a spider and inadvertently setting a gas station on fire earlier this week, makes you really wonder if the entire human species is currently going through a collective brain fog.
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