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11/11/2017 / By Zoey Sky

Your liver is WHERE? Clueless millennials know less about basic anatomy than any previous generation

While some people can’t wait for school to be over, it looks like students need to pay more attention in class. According to the test results of a quiz administered by a team of researchers, young graduates aren’t as familiar with anatomy as middle-aged non-graduates, which can interfere with the effectiveness of healthcare. Millennials aren’t […]

07/03/2017 / By Frances Bloomfield

Shocking: New study reveals that teenagers get no more exercise than SENIORS

A new study has revealed an uncomfortable sign of the times: The physical activity levels of teenagers are at an all-time low. So much so that, according to the researchers from the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, they get as much exercise as senior citizens. Led by professor Vadim Zipunnikov, the team of […]

06/26/2017 / By Isabelle Z.

American Heart Association wants you to stop using butter and start using toxic vegetable oils again

The American Heart Association has just issued some curious advice to cardiologists, saying that people should stop consuming butter and replace it with vegetable oils instead. While it’s not surprising to see a group with strong ties to Big Pharma promoting such careless advice, it is very concerning to think of the potential effects it […]

06/10/2017 / By Frances Bloomfield

“Butt” of course: Man sticks drinking glass in anus for sexual stimulation; needed surgery after it broke

An unnamed Italian man was brought to the operating room to have glass shards removed from his anus. The patient, who had a history of cocaine abuse, explained to doctors that he inserted the drinking vessel into his rectum for “sexual stimulation.” When he attempted to remove it, the drinking glass broke and left sharp […]

05/03/2017 / By Amy Goodrich

SHOCKING: Chinese man has emergency surgery to remove a live eel from his intestines

When it comes to ancient, folk wisdom, it is important to use common sense, logic, and intelligence to do the right thing. Folk medicine consists of traditional healing methods used by our ancestors to cure diseases and promote emotional and physical well-being. These remedies have been handed down from generation to generation by word of […]

04/23/2017 / By Jayson Veley

Walmart to unveil SEDENTARY shopping where you don’t even have to walk the store… flying DRONES bring all the products to your basket

Humans and technology have a bittersweet relationship with one another. One the one hand, it makes our lives more convenient. If you need to know the ingredients for homemade mac and cheese, all you have to do is speak into your phone’s web browser and you’ll have the information you need within seconds. If you […]

03/07/2017 / By Jayson Veley

Will veterinarians say NO when ultra-liberal pet owners demand sex change surgeries for their “transgendered” dogs and cats?

Liberals are, in many ways, in enigma. On the one hand, they worship science and criticize anyone who might even be a tiny bit skeptical of the “facts and evidence” they present. On the other hand, though, they resist basic science and biology when it comes to transgender issues. Even though gender and sex are […]

02/03/2017 / By Mary Wilder

Government-funded diabetes: $1.3 billion in food stamps support heavy purchases of junk food, sodas in America

If you work for a living, the fact that there are people who don’t and instead choose to live off of government assistance is almost guaranteed to frustrate you. The fact that anyone in the United States thinks it is reasonable to force those in the workforce to pay for those who willingly choose not […]

02/02/2017 / By Jude Henry

America’s massive lead problem: 1.2M miles of lead pipe deliver brain-damaging water to the sheeple

If you thought the problem with lead-tainted water was confined to Flint, Michigan, think again. The United States could be on the brink of that scenario playing out in many towns and cities across the country unless lead water pipes are replaced – pronto. Diamonds may be forever, but lead pipes certainly are not. In […]

02/01/2017 / By Howard Roark

Proposed North Dakota law would legalize raw milk and end “milk prohibition”

Members of the North Dakota legislature have introduced a bill that would allow for the direct sale of raw milk and raw milk products from producer to consumer. If passed, the new law would deal a blow to federal hegemony over the states. The Tenth Amendment Center educates citizens on states’ rights that have been […]

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